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April 12, 2002, 2:49 pm jennie jones makes me sad.

today is the 2nd part to yesterday's i think my boyfriend (and one girlfriend too) is cheating- i want to give them a lie detector.

it was just so annoying to see these people who totally don't trust the person they are with- to the point of going on jenny jones and making them take a lie detector.

but when they got to talking about why it is that they don't trust the person- i cringed, more than once.

the first one said it was because she found underwear in his drawers that were not hers (that very thing has happened to me, repeatedly, with good ole mike) and the guy has some great excuses. audience members have some great quotes "why do you even need a lie detector?! any man with another girls panties ain't worth it" wow- thanks lady. now i am rethinking my decision to put up with it over and over.

the second one said that it was because he lied to her from the start and she found out much later in the relationship (that very thing also happened to me).

more hilarious audience telling us how stupid we are and asking to be in crappy relationships for putting up with crap like that. just what i need to hear.

the third is a guy with a lot of female friends and his girlfriend thinks he is cheating because he loves his friends and is very close to them and on rare occassions has slept in the same bed with them (this has also happened- but i am the one doing it- not mike). this is the only person who passes the lie detector.

the other two were dirty liars.

the lie detector was particularly depressing because while hooked up to it they were asked "do you love so-and-so" . i can see how polygraph tests (coming from someone who learned how to give them when she was in college) can test the validity of lies about actions- but how it can test feelings i just don't understand. its so arbitrary. there is no black and white.

some people failed when asked if they loved their partner.

no one needs to hear that.

it's just mean.

so, basically, i gathered (yet again) that i am stupid for being in my relationship and that polygraphs were never meant to be used on jenny jones.

just what every girl in a relationship needs to hear!

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