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April 01, 2002, 5:27 pm
as i walked a box of shoes over to the salvation army (more on that at the bottom) i crossed the street and heard, "nice ass" as i turned around to see what that was all about there was a pretty successful looking black man in a car with the window rolled down. when he saw that he had my attention he said, "if i had an ass like that i'd be wearing a lot less." this made me picture him in miniskirts, which made me laugh. me laughing made him think that he was making some progress. so he followed up with, "i love to see pretty white girls with asses like yours" and when his light turned green he honked, waved at me, and drove off. i think i made a new friend. salvation army: i took a box of shoes from the work wardrobe department to the salvation army today. mainly because i thought it was silly to throw away perfectly good shoes (and clothing/jewelry). but when the s. army worker dumped out the shoes there was a stack of polaroids in the bottom of the box that i was not aware of. basically just a bunch of pictures of women in shoes. so i said "oh, those are mine, sorry" and took back the photos. totally looking like a foot fetishist to the friendly salvation army employee. if you know me, you'd know how far from the truth that is. |