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March 13, 2002, 3:19 pm things that would be illegal if i was the one making the laws:

1. UMBRELLAS in heavily populated areas. all i do is get hit with them and dripped on by them and annoyed. i hate it when people come out of the subway and before they are even up the stairs they open them- just hitting eveyone within a 5 foot radius. bah humbug!

2. SANDALS especially on men. i beleive that feet are a "private" part of the body. i'm sick of seeing big feet close ups in ads and movies. ewww. and in the new york summers you just see all these guys with flip flops and dirty feet. yuck. keep it to yourself!

3. JAPANIMATION is so bad. even when i hear so much about one having a great story (princess mononoke) etc.... i just can't bear to sit through the terrible flashing and jutting flourescent images. and the porno ones are even worse. ugh. there are so many worthwhile animation styles out there. and this ain't one of them.

4. TWIX BARS- wait i would make the law mandate these. they are delicious! i just ate one and am so choco-happy......mmmm

.....actually i have never really cared for twix and then a few weeks ago i NEEDED one and ever since then i have been obsessed. thank you menstruation, for everything.

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